gayscreechingnoises:

asexualconnor:

Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.

But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.

hey one question what the fuck?

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thecommonchick:

I’m the one hitting the curb 😅😂

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wethinkwedream:

Be sad but get up. You don’t have to shower. You can put on the same clothes you wore yesterday. Nobody will care. The sky is blue, wildflowers are blooming by the side of the road. Strangers have stories to tell. Go for a walk, go for a drive, go to a greenhouse, a bookstore, a movie theater. You can stay in bed but nothing is going to happen there. Sometimes you’ve really just got to get the fuck up.

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thecommonchick:

TRUE! 😂

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i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that the table in pizza boxes is to prevent the top of a food container from touching the food inside

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unclefather:

me: back in my day, we watched sponge bob!

children who watch hulk and elsa kiss on youtube: 

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bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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If someone could send me 100 dollars that’d be great. Thanks

powerfrog:

curseworm:

powerfrog:

im a flirting machine with no off button

hubris will be your downfall

kind of sexy of you to say that

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